Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Wednesday~ October 29 ~ 2008

Deep in the Autumnal garden our eyes did spy a creature so magnificent we shed a single tear of joy.

Such an exquisite creature! Our breath was stolen from our very lungs.

And lo! It held in its arms a miniscule companion... a friend or perhaps a little lover.

Un petit amoureux!

They knew not that they were watched, so completely absorbed in each others tender gaze they were.

We shall leave them there, insulating themselves from Autumns chill beneath a blanket of affection.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

We've really changed...

On February 7, 2008,  Softlife brought you the first glimpse of the hidden realm of creatures. From that day forward we have diligently investigated the creatures of this world and beyond and have faithfully reported our findings to you on an almost daily basis. It has been our pain and pleasure to do so. Times, however, have changed. In these turbulent days of economic collapse, we have been forced to moonlight, beg, borrow, and maybe even steal to make ends meet, all of which takes time and a grudging effort on our part. We are filled with regret and sadness, but the fact remains: we have been forced to scale back our investigations to one measly creature exposé a week until the winds of prosperity once again blow the sweat from our weary brow and we can devote ourselves full time to our true calling. Here's to happier times, may they be swift and sweet.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Friday~ October 17 ~2008

This little beast is puzzling out problem over a refreshing cold one.

Sometimes several cold ones are needed to get the solutions flowing. It looks like this is one of those times... but what's the big problem?

Oh, we should have known! This poor hellion is having real trouble coming up with the perfect Halloween costume, no trifling matter to be sure. Halloween is much like fashion week for monsters, the competition is fierce and the pressure is enormous. What's a poor uninspired beast to do?

Wait a minute, it looks like our little beast has an idea!

An elephant! How very original!

Now you are cookin' with gas!

Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Thursday ~ October 16 ~2008

Greetings! I am a dancer... solid gold! Dancers are fit, sensuous, and super sexy. I am here on the dance floor today to demonstrate the moves that will bring you a level of confidence and popularity that up until this moment you could only barely imagine. Yes, you too can become a dancer!

Are you whet? Then let's get started! Remember to pay strict attention to my every move. In dance every movement is carefully choreographed to make you look fantastic.

Voila! Now you know all the dance moves you need to cause a real sensation on the dance floor! Practice these moves every day for months on end and eventually you too will be a real dancer, like myself!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Tuesday~ October 14~2008

Wake up sleepy head...

It's an election year!

Time to do your civic duty and choose a candidate! 

It's not going to be easy, but you are going to have to make a choice. That's the way we do it in the good old USA! So, put your thinking cap on. Who is best qualified to lead the American people in these exciting yet challenging times?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Sunday~ October 12 ~ 2008

Polly is getting ready for her favorite holiday, which happens to be Halloween. She has been decorating her home all day.

Her mind now begins to turn towards the most important part of this fantastic holiday... the costume! What shall she be this year? This is no small matter, and Polly must summon all her creative powers in order to dream up the perfect costume.

She sits before her supplies and calls out to the Halloween muse with her mind.

At last the muse has spoken, and Polly knows just how to proceed. She grabs her scissors and gets down to business!

Oh boy! This is going to be good!

She slips on the final product...

And voila! Polly is transformed into a frightfully hideous beast!

It is perfection.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Saturday~ October 11 ~2008

Softlife is taking a pajama day. It has been a long week, and our mama always said, " When the going gets tough, the tough go to bed."
See you Sunday!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Friday~ October 10 ~2008

Healthy Pete would like to remind you to get plenty of exercise...

Eat your vegetables...

Drink lots of water...

And when the day is done crawl into bed and sleep like a baby!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Thursday ~ October 9 ~2008

Partly cloudy skies. High 56F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Wind chill 47 degrees. Dew point 38 degrees. Humidity 66%. Pressure 30.33 inches.