Friday, September 12, 2008

Friday~September 12~2008

This wild eyed creature is experiencing a phenomenon that is common among creatures the world over. He has got the parasites. 



The fact that his suffering is shared by so many others does nothing to tranquilize his abject horror.









Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Thursday~ September 11 ~ 2008

Ah, the twilight days of summer. It is paramount that one gets out of the house and makes the most of these last few golden days.


For this little sportsman that means fishing!



Easy does it with that hook, buddy.


A quick assessment of the aquatic conditions assures our little friend here that he has picked an ideal spot. Let's hope the fish are hungry!



Fishing requires a sly sort of patience. Our fine fishing man sits back and waits for a bite.


The first catch of the day is unexpectedly furry...



The sportsman is not sure what to make of this one, although it is a big and beefy specimen, which can only be a good thing.


Back to the depths!



What the heck is this?



Bewilderment is quickly becoming the theme of this expedition.



Our hero is shaken but bravely presses on. He is determined to catch an actual fish before the day is done.



!!!



???



This is most definitely not a fish!




Ladies and gentleman, you see before you a disoriented, befuddled, and slightly unbalanced fellow. Will he throw in the proverbial towel and head home fishless and defeated? Will he make the most of it and dine on these strange beasts of the lake, hoping they prove succulent and tender in spite of their fearful appearance? Or will he gather his patience around him like a cloak and continue to fish, hoping the effort will reward him after all? Stay tuned...

Wednesday~ September 11 ~ 2008


What we have here is a stalwart fisherman. He has had a long and arduous day on the lake. He is weary, and is struggling with apprehension, but still he fishes on.
We hold our breath and hope a real fish is on his line soon...




He's got a bite, and it is a biggie!



Uh Oh...



Oh dear!



Sweet Jesus!






Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Tuesday~ September 2 ~2008


Softlife will be on vacation for the next seven days. We will be back in business on September 10th. Have a great week!

Monday~ September 1 ~ 2008

A beautiful late summer day. In fact it is Labor Day, and this creature is at his leisure.



How sweet it is to take in natures bountiful beauty before the chill winds of Autumn bring with them the inevitable decline.





Ah, pastoral splendor!


But what is this? A carcass litters the sward! Is this part of the natural order of things, or could it be foul play?


Further investigation is required.



It seems that the tragic demise of this poor rat is a veritable windfall for these wasps, providing them with food and possibly even shelter.






Isn't nature marvelous?

Monday, September 1, 2008

Sunday~ August 31 ~ 2008


It is Sunday.
The Devil's down in Hades contemplating lunch...







While the angels up on high are brooding about the transgressions of the human race.




We at Softlife are unconcerned about the moral ambiguities of man. We do not extend our regard towards the existential, nor are we consumed with our own selfish desires. Ours is a higher cause, unsullied by emotion, untainted by avarice and vice. Ours is the cause of pure science, and Sunday is our day of rest.