Monday, August 25, 2008

Sunday~ August 24 ~2008

Well hello, haven't seen you in a while. I guess today is your big Good Deed Day and you thought you would pay this sorry old jail bird a visit. You lookin' to get into heaven or something?



Well I'll tell you something, old pal, you needn't have bothered. You see I've got a plan I have been cooking up for a long while now, and today just might be the day to hatch it for real!



What I have here in my hot little hand is the golden key to freedom! Well... all right it's silver, but so what? It will still do the trick, no doubt about it!



All I have to do is wait for the right moment...


!!



Oh baby, this is it!




( freedom)

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Saturday~ August 23 ~2008


This beautiful Denizen turned up at the Softlife lab today. She is gentle and radiant and we have been busy all day with the pleasurable task of settling her in. This is the fifth large Denizen to appear at our doorstep this year. The others have all gone on to greener pastures... dare we hope this one will stay with us?





We do hope she decides to stay.

Friday~August 22~2008

There is a growing concern here at Softlife. We are growing concerned. Who are these strange bedraggled creatures that are dragging themselves along the alleyways and gutters of our fair city? Where did they come from and what do the fates have in store for them? Is this the price we pay for progress, and is it our price to pay or theirs?





Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thursday ~August 21 ~2008













Wednesday~August 21~ 2008

It was a dark and stormy night. As the wind chased the clouds across the heavens and the rain fell like a condemnation upon the earth, something came a-creeping, seeking shelter from the storm.












Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Tuesday~ August 19 ~ 2008

Today we are out on the street. Our Purpose? To document the city's most adventurous trendsetters, from the irreverent to the gritty, on these fashion-fertile sidewalks. Let's zoom in for a closer look.



Here comes a fashion forward female! She is sporting a punk-matron look, which manages to be both retro and ultra modern at the same time.





Big hair is very big right now on the street. People of all walks of life are wearing their hair enormous, and in a variety of electrifying colors.




Even the invertebrates have caught on to the huge hair trend!



This young waif has chosen a subtle, romantic interpretation of the fad.



Her pastel windswept up-do brings to mind a hip urban Cathrine searching the city's streets for her Heathcliff.



N'est-ce pas?



Monday, August 18, 2008

Monday~ August 18 ~ 2008


 The monster came without warning. It came as Indian legend had said it would come, in the night and while a storm raged. It brought terror and horror to the peaceful tundra, transforming a frigid paradise into a panic-stricken, fear-blanched hell.




The monsters icy claws reached into every home, every church, school and supermarket. No one could escape its blood thirsty savagery.



What would it take to to satisfy the monsters mad lust?




Annd... CUT!



Only through the magic of Hollywood, heh, heh.



I am an actor. An actor pretends to be something other than what he actually is for money. Actors must prepare for days and even weeks for the different roles they assume. The work of an actor is very emotionally and psychologically challenging, which is one reason the pay is so good. In some cultures actors are treated like real celebrities.



My little friend here is also an actor. In this film he is portraying the role of a severed head. The nuances of this character came very naturally to him, due to the fact that he is, in fact, a severed head. Sometimes an actor gets lucky and lands a role that seems to be made just for him.