We have spotted yet another strange bedraggled creature. This one was making an heroic attempt at camouflaging itself among the ornamental grasses, but it was no match for Softlife's eagle eye. We lost no time and roused it with a sharp stick in order to obtain a better look. You are very welcome.
Here you can see it positioning itself for an incredibly swift breaststroke across the sidewalk and into a new hideout. We have never, in all our years of scrutinizing the creatures of this sweet earth, seen anything like it.