Well hello, haven't seen you in a while. I guess today is your big Good Deed Day and you thought you would pay this sorry old jail bird a visit. You lookin' to get into heaven or something?
Well I'll tell you something, old pal, you needn't have bothered. You see I've got a plan I have been cooking up for a long while now, and today just might be the day to hatch it for real!
What I have here in my hot little hand is the golden key to freedom! Well... all right it's silver, but so what? It will still do the trick, no doubt about it!
All I have to do is wait for the right moment...
Oh baby, this is it!