Hey there, I am here at Salon Coiffure waiting for my stylist. Today I am getting a new head of hair because as you can see by looking at me, it's about time.
Well... this is a hairstyle with soul! It's a little funky for me,though. I am in the market for something a little classier.
Hmmm... no offense to the girly men out there, but this is a little feminine for my taste. People might get the wrong idea about me. Dude looks like a lady.
Back under the dryer!
Right on! Now this is a rug I can live with!