We found a beautiful little emerald turtle today on our morning constitution. It was lounging peacefully in a sheltering bog in a seeming state of edenic bliss.
Being the dedicated scientific professionals that we are, we quickly found a sharp stick and prodded the little guy out into the open.
This is how we do it at Softlife. We use each and every tool available to us to scrutinize the creatures around us. Then we carefully document our findings and report back to you, our faithful disciples.
The inconvenienced reptile fled from our probing gaze...
and into a new refuge. It seemed to be leering at us from the safety of its sanctuary, which frankly, we found very rude!