What we have here is a grumpy lump. He is not in the mood to be scrutinized, and we feel it is not our place to presume to know what is best for him.
Besides, he can be a little paranoid, and this makes us uncomfortable.
Instead of prying into his habits and predilections, we have given him a tiara. We have crowned him King Of The Grumpy Lumps, and have left him on his lone. This is the way it needs to be.