Tiny Macpherson is a street fighting creature man. He was born on the street, he lives on the street, and he lives for the street. You got a problem with that?

Macpherson is a red blooded American patriot, and when he's in the ring he is fighting the good fight for all Americans. He is busting a lip for freedom, and crushing a muzzle for for the red, white, and blue.

When Tiny is in the ring he is also pulverizing a skull or two for Jesus, who did not have the opportunity to be an American, but surely would be  now if given the chance.

Tomorrow is the big night! Tune in to see if Tiny Macpherson will take the Polyweight Championship title from the handsome and debonair Lucky Godinez. Place your bets, ladies and gentleman... and may the best man win.